I don’t want to brag, but I just beat QWOP.
If you don’t know what that is, I urge you to go play it now. It’s about a physics-retarded athlete who requires help moving his thighs and calves in order to move forward on the race track. Actually getting more than 5m will require sheer will of patience and coordination.
Except I beat the game. Let me know how you fare in the comments below.